“Dear Ross” by Hannah Sothcott

In a new venture for Clarissa, we’re featuring poems and micros inspired by pop culture. The first is by writer and blogger Hannah Sothcott, who takes a long hard look at everyone’s fave, Ross Geller. It’s definitely a partner piece to Lucía Carrillo‘s article “Ross Was The Worst Asshole Ever On Friends”, which is why we…

Scream Queens Season Two: Welcome Back, Idiot Hookers

Before we get started here I’d just like a blow a gigantic raspberry and flap a sarcastic goodbye wave to the Summer of 2016. Sorry if you’re a sunshine, good vibrations and beach type of person, but I’m much more of a dead leaves, smashed pumpkin and ghoulish confectionery kind of a girl. Hello Autumn,…

We’re Back, Babes (And We’ve Changed)

You may have noticed that your beloved Clarissa Explains Fuck All has been MIA for the past couple of months. And like, yeah, we didn’t call, text, write, or even Morse code your ass for the whole time we were gone, but it doesn’t mean we weren’t thinking about you the whole time, lovers. And…

Ross Was The Worst Asshole Ever On ‘Friends’

Lucia Carrillo revisits David Schwimmer’s most important role: Ross fucking Geller ladies and gentleman. Friends is a show that I come back to watch over and over again through the years and it has had, and still has, a massive influence on Millennials around the world. And by influence I mean, some of us have…