Scream Queens Season Two: Welcome Back, Idiot Hookers

Before we get started here I’d just like a blow a gigantic raspberry and flap a sarcastic goodbye wave to the Summer of 2016. Sorry if you’re a sunshine, good vibrations and beach type of person, but I’m much more of a dead leaves, smashed pumpkin and ghoulish confectionery kind of a girl. Hello Autumn,…

I Heart Gordo the Weirdo

If there was a sexual orientation tick box on forms for CREEPY OLD DUDES I’d be crossing the shit out of that box. So it’s no surprise that The Gift, Joel Edgerton’s horror slash thriller (and not the ‘Katie Holmes takes her top off in order to shed Joey Potter’ film of the same name), was…